After rigorous struggle, an uneasy level of apathy, and at most half as many distraction plots as I could think to utilize: I find myself in a situation where I would have to impart the crucially important knowledge that this entire block of text was put together with the sole purpose of you finding yourself taken aback by the sheer uselessness of coming this far. Basically just reeling by the fact that this was the second sentence in this blasted thing, you know? Anyways I hope you have a good day.